People magazine has named Matthew McConaughey the "Sexiest Man Alive" for 2005.
In related news: every other man on the planet died today. *dies*
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The Hand That Feeds Me
Made From the Best Snark On Earth
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
In related news: every other man on the planet died today. *dies*
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- Name: The Hand
The Hand is a professional news hack and amateur wiseass. This is where The Hand snarks about the state of things, punctures pretentiousness, and makes hamburger out of sacred cows. The Hand appreciates civilized discourse. Trolls, blowhards, and uncouth louts will be given The Finger.
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