Now Performing: The Amazing Kreskin

Yes, business owners are going back to New Orleans to re-open their businesses to ... other business owners. And Bill Clinton is throwing caution and ex-presidential decorum to the wind and calling Bush a scrotum-sucking ass-pounder or some such (I admit I didn't read that article very closely).

But my favorite story of the day is this one, in which North Korea promises it will never, never, never play with those naughty nukes ever again, unless it feels like it or something.

Using my awesome powers of prognostication, I predict that within the next week there will be a story with a headline reading something like, "North Korea Says It Was Only Kidding."